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Just sit right back and you'll hear a
tale, a tale of a fateful trip that

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started from this topic for this tiny
ship.

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The mate was a mighty sailing man, was
hip, brave and sure.

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Five passengers set sail that day for a
three -hour tour, a three -hour tour.

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The weather started getting rough, the
tiny ship was tossed.

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If not for the courage of the fearless
crew, the minnow would be lost. The

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minnow would be lost.

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The ship sunk round on the shore of this
uncharted desert isle. With Gilligan,

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the skipper too.

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The millionaire and his wife.

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The movie star.

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The professor and Marianne. Here on
Gilligan's side.

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Thank you.

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Gilligan, look!

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What's the matter?

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I can't fall asleep with all that
snoring going on.

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I don't hear anything.

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Gilligan, I want you to go back to
sleep.

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And I want you to sleep without snoring.

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That is an order.

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Aye, aye, sir.

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Wake up, Gilligan! Wake up!

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He just told me to go to sleep.

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Gilligan, you were having another one of
your nightmares. Oh, yeah, and it was

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awful. The island broke off and started
to float away. And then it started to

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melt. And now... Yeah, I'm scared,
Skipper.

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Gilligan, your screen scared us half to
death. And you ruined my dream.

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Paul Newman was chasing me.

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You could have waited till he caught me.

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Well, Gilligan was having another one of
his nightmares.

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You see, he dreamed that the island was
going down into the sea. Let me tell

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them, huh?

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Well, but I'm the skipper.

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But it's my nightmare.

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Tell us what happened. It was awful, you
see. The island broke off. And then it

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was just coming down.

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Such blood -curdling screams.

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It made poor little Teddy's fur stand on
end.

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Gilligan was having another one of his
nightmares.

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Oh, how inconsiderate. Must he have
nightmares at night when everyone's

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From now on, Gilligan, have a day, ma
'am.

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Have another nightmare, Gilligan?

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No, thanks. I just had one. And it was
awful. You see what happened? The island

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broke loose and started floating away
with all of us on it. And all the dirt

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changed the mud and we started sliding.
And the sharks came.

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And all the people started falling off
one by one.

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Women and children first, I trust.

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Now, please, please. It was just a
dream.

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We've been on this island for 15 years
and we're perfectly safe.

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I can assure you that Gilligan's dream
has no significance whatsoever.

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That's not how it's going to be. Come
on!

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This could be a doctored version of this
information.

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I don't know Russian.

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This is an Arabic word for a taco.

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Destroy yourself.

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Gilligan, this metal disc you found is
marvelous.

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Made of some strange alloy I've never
seen before.

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But it's turned this instrument into a
real honest -to -goodness barometer.

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Oh, no, you're not sticking anything in
my mouth or anyplace else.

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Barometer, Gilligan, not thermometer.

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Anyway, we can finally predict the
weather again, and thanks to this disc

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remarkable accuracy.

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That's good news. I'm going to tell the
others. Hold on, Gilligan.

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According to this instrument, there's a
raging storm approaching the island.

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That's bad.

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But it won't get here for a couple of
days.

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That's good.

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The gyrations of this needle indicate
that the storm will cause a gigantic

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wave that will completely wash over the
island.

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That's bad.

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However, that wave will be so strong
that it could force a boat into the

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shipping lane so we can finally be
rescued.

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That's good.

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Only we don't have a boat.

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That's bad.

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Or is that good? I lost track.

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I'm afraid it's bad, Gilligan.

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However, there's one good part.

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None of the others know about this.

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There's one bad part. What's that?

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I do.

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Gilligan. I am relying on you to keep
this between us while I try to determine

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solution. There's no reason for the
others to be upset.

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Now, mum's the word.

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But, Professor, I... No buts, Gilligan.

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Mum's the word.

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Now, what's the word?

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Mum.

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Mum.

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Hi there, Gilligan.

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Give me a hand with this trap, will you?
Mum.

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Mum what? Mum's the word.

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About what?

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If I told you, it wouldn't be mum.

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Who told you to keep it mum? The
professor.

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The professor?

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The professor told you to keep something
mum and must be serious.

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Is it serious?

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Mum. Very serious? Mum, mum.

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Very, very serious? Mum, mum, mum.

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Are our lives at stake? Mum, mum, mum,
mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum.

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Gosh, I gotta find out about this.

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Remember, I didn't tell you anything. I
kept it mum.

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Gilligan! Gilligan, what is going on?

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The captain rushed past us and he seemed
terribly, terribly upset. We tried to

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talk to him, but he ignored us.

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Imagine ignoring the passengers. And
he's only the crew.

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Well, if you know something, tell us.
Say something.

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Mum.

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I'm not your mum, Gilligan.

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Well, I'm not your dad either. But speak
up, my boy.

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I can't. The professor made me promise
to keep it mum.

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Now, you don't want me to break the
promise to the professor, do you? To put

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in words of one syllable, yas.

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Well, I always say, if a secret's not
worth sharing, it's not worth keeping.

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I don't quite know what that means, but
I always say it.

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I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Howell. My lips
are sealed.

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Sealed lips are a child's game. Now,
this cash, cash, that's a man's game.

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tell us one thing, Gilligan. Is it good
news or bad news?

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Both. Well, tell us the good news. Bad
news is for peasants.

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Well, it's kind of mixed up good news
and bad news. We might be rescued, but

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there's a... Rescued?

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Rescued? Did you hear that, Lovie? Oh,
rescue.

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Oh, dear.

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What is one way to a rescue?

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Perhaps something pale blue. It was a
gray ship. That should go nicely.

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Of course, darling, I must wear an
evening dress.

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Well, to help us get rescued, I'd wear
an evening gown myself.

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Strapless, you know what I mean? But how
can that boy confuse a rescue with bad

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news? Rescue and bad news. You know he's
always been bad news.

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Rescue, bad news.

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Gilligan, do you know what's going on?

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Mum was the word.

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Gilligan, I just saw the Howells, and
they were talking about what to wear to

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rescue, and something about bad news.

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Do you know anything about it?

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You do know something about it.

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You'd really like to tell Ginger all
about it, wouldn't you?

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I know you would, because you always
like to tell Ginger your secrets.

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Now be a good boy.

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Tell me all about it.

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My lips are sealed.

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Sealing your lips is a child's game.

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That's what Mr. Howell said, too.

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Well... Unsealing them is a woman's
game.

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I like your game a lot better than Mr.
Howell's.

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Now, Gilligan, what is it that you were
going to tell me?

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Mum's the word.

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What does that mean?

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Mum means mum.

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Mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum,
mum, mum, mum, mum, mum.

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Hi. What's going on?

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I overheard Mr. and Mrs. Howell talking
about a rescue and bad news, and

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Gilligan knows something, and he won't
tell me.

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Rescue? Bad news?

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Oh, Gilligan, you've got to tell us what
you know.

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I can't. I promise not to say anything,
and for once in my life, I'm not going

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to. Oh, you don't have to.

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People who make promises should keep
them. You don't have to tell us a thing.

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Thanks, Marianne.

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You'll never get another piece of my
coconut cream pie.

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Mom? Or my banana cream pie.

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Oh, Mom.

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Or my pineapple cream pie.

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Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.

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But Gilligan said that our lives are at
stake. Well, I missed the opening of the

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New York Stock Exchange.

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Will it be afternoon or evening? It does
make a difference, you know, in what

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one wears.

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I'd rather land in L .A. It's closer to
Hollywood.

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Gilligan said there was bad news, too.

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Mom, Gilligan?

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Why are our lives at stake? All right, I
will tell you what I know.

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All right.

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As you are aware, the radio and all the
rest of my instruments haven't worked

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for over ten years.

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But two days ago, Gilligan found this
strange metal disc, and due to its

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incredible conductivity, I was able to
pick the barometer.

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There's a major storm heading for the
island.

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Oh, we've weathered a lot of storms,
Professor.

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Ah, but this storm's magnitude has
created a tsunami.

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Tsunami? Oh, no, a tsunami.

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What's a tsunami?

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Gilligan, that's an islander word for a
tremendous tidal wave.

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A wave that will cover the island and
sweep us all into the sea.

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That's what I call a real permanent
wave.

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You mean we'll all die?

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The upper class, too?

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Actually, this tidal wave may be our way
off the island and back to

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civilization. I haven't worked out the
details, but... I have only one thing to

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say, Professor.

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Work out the details.

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What is your idea, Professor?

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To lash all our huts together.

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You mean tie them together with the
ropes we made of hemp? Exactly. That way

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can ride out the storm no matter how
severe it is.

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I got the idea from the South American
Indians who invented the outrigger

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The heavy surf would always upset their
canoes, but they found that by lashing

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three canoes together, they'd stay
afloat.

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That's a great idea, Professor.

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It's just a question of having enough
bottom.

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If that's the question, Skipper, you
sure got the answer.

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You mean, Professor, that you can make a
seaworthy craft by lashing our huts

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together? Right. Well, congratulations.

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You invented a huts boat.

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A huts boat. I just coined a word.

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Thurston, coins are beneath you. Oh,
it's just an expression, my dear.

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How much time have we got, Professor?

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Three, maybe four days at the most.

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What can we do to help?

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Well, we need provisions. We need more
hemp for ropes.

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But most important, we have to find a
way to move the huts together and tie

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them.

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Thurston, let them take care of the
trivia.

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We must pack our clothes. And our money.

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Well.

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What seems to be the problem, Professor?

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Well, it's not fitting for some reason.

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Skipper, give me a boost. I can get it.
All right, little buddy. Put your right

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foot right in my hand.

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I think you got me a little too high,
Skipper.

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Gilligan, come down from there this
minute.

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Look out below!

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It's all set, folks.

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I just have to synchronize the winch to
the axle, and we're ready to raise the

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huts. Mr. Howell, do you really think
you can put the three huts together?

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Well, I don't know. It's not my kind of
merger.

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Oh, I do hope there'll be first -class
accommodations.

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On the upper deck, of course.

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It's too bad Charlton Heston isn't here.

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We could use a good old -fashioned
miracle.

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Well, gentlemen, I think we're ready.

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Skipper, you're the strongest.

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Good luck.

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Good luck, Skipper.

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It's working, Skipper. You're raising
it.

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Good show, Captain.

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Come on, Skipper. We're all counting on
you.

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00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:11,650
That's my big buddy.

240
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,490
That's it, Skipper. It's high enough.

241
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:24,270
All right, now, folks. We're all going
to have to work together.

242
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:29,110
Everybody. All right, now, folks. Easy
does it.

243
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:33,550
We have to reposition the hut so that we
can attach it to the others.

244
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:34,869
All right?

245
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,910
Right along that wall.

246
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,230
That's it.

247
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,090
Now, here we go.

248
00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:43,190
Bring it to me.

249
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:45,550
A little more.

250
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:47,470
A little more.

251
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:50,830
Just a touch.

252
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:53,650
That's it.

253
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:55,190
We can let it down right here.

254
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:56,970
Let me do it, huh, Professor?

255
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,880
Gilligan, it has to be let down nice and
easy.

256
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,920
You can depend on me.

257
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:09,740
Okay, Gilligan.

258
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:58,190
I can go tight around the hut real good.
All right, good work. You're going to

259
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:01,590
help me tie it off. Oh, yeah, do it in a
shank sheaf. What?

260
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:02,910
Sheaf, sheaf.

261
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:04,190
Shank, shank?

262
00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:17,630
Just in time. According to my
calculations, that tidal wave will hit

263
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,630
minutes.

264
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,220
Please, Mrs. Howell, we have to bind
ourselves to these poles. When that

265
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:32,580
wave hits, these ropes will save your
life. Oh, I'm sorry, Professor, but

266
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,640
they'll wrinkle my clothes.

267
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,900
There must be another way. Mrs. Howell,
what is more important, saving your life

268
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,120
or wrinkling your clothes?

269
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,640
Well... Just a moment, I'm thinking.

270
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,560
See, Mr. Howell? Mrs. Howell realizes
how important this is. Now, let me help

271
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,700
you. Oh, no, no. A thousand times, no.

272
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,000
In this position, I couldn't possibly
reach my wallet.

273
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:14,060
Oh, still, please, Mr. Howell. For my
credit cards.

274
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,880
See, Skipper, I'm tying myself to the
pole.

275
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,840
That's fine, little buddy, but we've got
to see to the passenger's safety first.

276
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,420
Now, go help the girls.

277
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,840
Aye, aye, sir.

278
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:24,940
Passengers first.

279
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,100
He's dangerous. Let me help you.

280
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,480
Thank you, Gilligan.

281
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,460
Oh,

282
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,660
God,

283
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,200
Gilligan. This is no time to be modest.

284
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,860
No, I can't. My life is at stake.

285
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,700
Yeah, but Ginger, you... Just think of
me as one of the boys.

286
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,740
One of the boys.

287
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:50,640
Okay. Boy, boy, boy, boy.

288
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,780
Oh, boy.

289
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,440
Now, make a knot.

290
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,040
Here.

291
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,960
Remember, one of the boys.

292
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,220
Yeah.

293
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,300
Oh, boy.

294
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,040
Gilligan, help me now.

295
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,920
I can't get the ropes any higher. I
know. Let me help you.

296
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,300
Hurry up. We don't have much time.

297
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,080
You tied Ginger.

298
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,640
She's just one of the boys.

299
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,020
Oh, well, think of me as your sister.

300
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,300
Sister? That's a good idea. Yeah.

301
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,500
Sister, sister, sister.

302
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,220
Oh, brother.

303
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,260
Nice work, little buddy. Now lash
yourself to a pole.

304
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:40,740
Now I know we're going to come through
this just fine.

305
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:45,260
We're all together in this hut. The
provisions are lashed down in the other

306
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,720
I won't kid you.

307
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,520
It's not going to be easy.

308
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400
But we'll make it.

309
00:20:56,699 --> 00:20:58,020
Thirst and we forgot things.

310
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,340
doubted, my dear.

311
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:36,280
Oh, Thurston, how can you be so cruel?
How can you say such a thing?

312
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:39,520
Lovely, because we didn't take Phoebe
with us. Don't you remember?

313
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,660
We left her at home, on the paper.

314
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:44,580
We did?

315
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,720
Fifteen years ago.

316
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:50,860
She'll be getting out there, and I'm
going after her. You'll never find her

317
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:51,659
that storm.

318
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:55,260
And if you find her, buddy, then
nothing's gonna stop you.

319
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,640
Ah, thank heavens the storm is over.

320
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:59,640
I think I'll take a look around and see
if the island has suffered any damage.

321
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,120
Help!

322
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,640
Help!

323
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:16,800
I'm too rich to drown!

324
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,590
Destin, where are you?

325
00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:22,370
Outside!

326
00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:24,170
Somebody do something!

327
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,070
I'm coming, Mr. Howe!

328
00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:35,270
Mr.

329
00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:38,370
Howe! I should have warned you about
that first step.

330
00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:40,270
It's a trifle damp.

331
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:44,950
All right, here we go.

332
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,390
Give me your hand, Mr. Howe!

333
00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:52,630
Darling, why didn't you swim?

334
00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:56,190
I can't. Remember, Loving?

335
00:24:56,450 --> 00:24:59,090
I had the butler take the swimming
lessons for me.

336
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:01,610
Oh, Professor, you were right.

337
00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:02,830
We're at sea.

338
00:25:03,030 --> 00:25:04,790
We might even be in the shipping lanes.

339
00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:06,350
Maybe we can be rescued.

340
00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:09,370
Maybe by a six -foot -four marine.

341
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,770
You were so right, Professor.

342
00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:15,490
Lashing all the huts together did help
us ride out the tidal wave.

343
00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:18,030
And we're out.

344
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,680
Anything happened to Gilligan, it's all
my fault.

345
00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:49,180
You mustn't blame yourself, Lovie. But I
sent him out to look for Cece. Who else

346
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:52,180
could I blame? Well, I don't know, but
certainly not a howl.

347
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:56,360
Oh, it's all my fault. I should have
gone after my little buddy in the first

348
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,940
place. Oh, you tried, Skipper.

349
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,160
You tried.

350
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:04,220
I'll never forget how he tied me up and
saved my life.

351
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,020
My little buddy.

352
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:08,540
That brave, brave boy.

353
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:11,180
Inside that skinny little lad.

354
00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:13,450
It was a heart the size of Fort now.

355
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:15,930
Oh, never forget Gilligan.

356
00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:21,530
I think we should all take a few moments
and remember him in our own way.

357
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:11,060
I can hear my little buddy calling my
name just like he was still here.

358
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,640
Help, Professor!

359
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,240
That's odd. Now I can hear him calling
me.

360
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,120
That's nothing odd at all.

361
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,720
It's the dear boy reaching out to us
from the great beyond.

362
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,940
Help! Ginger!

363
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:25,460
Marianne!

364
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,120
Ginger?

365
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:29,060
Do you believe in ghosts?

366
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,940
No.

367
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:33,960
But I believe Gilligan's haunting this
hut.

368
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:40,560
Mr. and Mrs. Tallowoff, somebody
needs... Somebody?

369
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,880
How informal.

370
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,420
That's Gilligan, and it sounds like it's
just beyond that wall.

371
00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:54,480
Somebody, Gilligan!

372
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,280
He's out there, everybody, and he's
okay.

373
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:00,179
Let's go.

374
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,420
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

375
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,020
He's hanging on. onto a palm tree
attached to us by a rope.

376
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,560
Gilligan! Gilligan!

377
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,160
Let's analyze the hole and pull him in.

378
00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:18,320
Well, stand back, Professor. If my head
made this little hole, I know how to

379
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,440
make a great big one.

380
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:29,220
All right, now.

381
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,400
Let's all pull together.

382
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,220
May I, Andy? Ginger?

383
00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:34,060
Professor?

384
00:29:15,239 --> 00:29:21,660
I'll do even better. I'll buy him
Congress.

385
00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:28,870
Well, we're all very proud of you,
little buddy, but you haven't told us

386
00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:31,450
happened. Well, Skipper, what happened
was I was out there looking for Phoebe.

387
00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:34,470
And this wind started coming really
strong.

388
00:29:35,510 --> 00:29:36,510
And then the thunder.

389
00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:37,890
And the lightning.

390
00:29:38,370 --> 00:29:40,530
And then the rain was coming sideways.

391
00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:44,230
And the wind was blowing so hard it was
bouncing from palm tree to palm tree.

392
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:50,270
And then I remembered Mrs. Powell didn't
bring Phoebe. So I started back from

393
00:29:50,270 --> 00:29:53,030
the huts and I looked up and I saw this
giant wave. It was big.

394
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,560
is a mountain so i looked around and i
grabbed this rope see i lashed myself to

395
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,480
a palm tree like this and then i looked
up and the way it was there and it came

396
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,520
down it was a big jerk

397
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,180
Hey, Gad, this is no time to play follow
the leader.

398
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,200
There's only one thing that can save
them now.

399
00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:15,420
A girl.

400
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:16,580
A girl?

401
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,200
Oh, Ginger, you're not thinking of...
No, a girl shark.

402
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,460
Look over there.

403
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,440
But how do we know it's a girl shark?

404
00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:05,910
Is this what they call work?

405
00:33:06,410 --> 00:33:07,890
I'm afraid so, my dear.

406
00:33:09,670 --> 00:33:10,670
Good.

407
00:33:11,110 --> 00:33:13,550
It's about time we learned how the other
half lives.

408
00:33:14,790 --> 00:33:21,070
Row, lovey. Oh, I can't row anymore. My
hands ache, my arms ache, even my aches

409
00:33:21,070 --> 00:33:24,550
ache. When I get back to the farm, I'm
going to have to milk the cows standing

410
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:25,550
up.

411
00:33:26,190 --> 00:33:27,210
How about it, Professor?

412
00:33:27,450 --> 00:33:28,570
Are we making any progress?

413
00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:31,150
Well, we've been rowing for over two
days.

414
00:33:31,370 --> 00:33:33,590
And as near as I can tell, we've, uh...

415
00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:34,950
Completed a circle.

416
00:33:35,670 --> 00:33:36,670
A circle?

417
00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,890
You mean we're right back where we
started from?

418
00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:43,050
Exactly. I thought those waves looked
familiar.

419
00:33:43,510 --> 00:33:47,310
Captain, can you give me one good reason
why you haven't hoisted our sail?

420
00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:48,929
Yes, Mr.

421
00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:52,570
Howell, we don't have a sail. Can you
give me another good reason?

422
00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:56,530
Mr. Howell, we can't even make a sail.
All we've got are the clothes on our

423
00:33:56,530 --> 00:33:59,770
backs. I'll donate my dress to make a
sail.

424
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,700
Yes, and I'll donate my shirt.

425
00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:04,780
Skipper, why don't you donate your
pants? We can fill them with air and fly

426
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:05,780
Hawaii.

427
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,120
Very funny.

428
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,679
Thurston, I think it's time we made the
supreme sacrifice.

429
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,100
You're right, my dear.

430
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:16,080
You have permission to use the Howell
clothes.

431
00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:18,460
Run up my dinner jacket.

432
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,260
I see you girls are getting into shape.

433
00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:35,480
Yes. When I get back to the farm,
there's going to be a lot of work to do.

434
00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:37,880
I have to build up my stamina, too.

435
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:39,540
Is acting that strenuous?

436
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,620
No, but some producers are.

437
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:45,340
Darling, what's the first thing you plan
to do when we arrive in civilization?

438
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,179
Kiss Wall Street.

439
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,580
I just want to get home.

440
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,500
Home, sweet home.

441
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:57,620
And I know exactly what I'm going to do
the first day. What is that, my dear?

442
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,880
Help the servants.

443
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,400
They haven't been paid in 15 years. Some
of them may have left.

444
00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:06,580
Well, in that case, good riddance. One
thing I can't stand is disloyalty.

445
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:11,900
Skipper, bet I know what you're thinking
about.

446
00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:20,820
That's what I thought.

447
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,120
You've got about 15 minutes before you
relieve Gillian on watch.

448
00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:26,609
Thanks, Professor.

449
00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:30,210
That's just enough time for me to go
through my list of girlfriends again.

450
00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:38,750
Boy, after nothing but coconuts and
bananas for days and days, everybody's

451
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,810
to be so surprised when they have fresh
fish for dinner.

452
00:35:47,690 --> 00:35:50,710
Boy, royal snapper. Everybody's going to
be so happy.

453
00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:55,920
I got some good news.

454
00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:57,800
You spotted a rescue boat.

455
00:35:58,020 --> 00:36:01,060
No, that'd be great news. All I got is
good news. Hey, we're having broiled

456
00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:02,060
snapper for dinner.

457
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,480
Broiled? Uh -huh.

458
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,600
How are you cooking it?

459
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:06,820
With a fire.

460
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,200
With a fire?

461
00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:10,020
Where did you build a fire?

462
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,420
On the deck.

463
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,700
On the deck?

464
00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:25,500
Of all the dumb, idiotic, thoughtless
things that you've ever done, Well, I

465
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,460
only trying to cook the fish. Yeah, you
almost cooked us.

466
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,140
That would have been the end of the
rescue.

467
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:35,840
I

468
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:43,380
can't

469
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:44,380
believe it.

470
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,180
After 15 years, we're finally rescued.

471
00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:49,860
Rescued.

472
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:51,340
Rescued.

473
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:52,700
Rescued.

474
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,680
Rescued.

475
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:56,980
Rescue. Rescue.

476
00:38:36,650 --> 00:38:37,650
Gentlemen,

477
00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:43,830
this is Marshall Rogers, KBEX Hawaii,
and this is one of the most exciting

478
00:38:43,830 --> 00:38:46,210
moments in the history of the Honolulu
Yacht Harbor.

479
00:38:58,350 --> 00:39:03,460
After 15 years on the tiny uncharted
island, Somewhere in the Pacific, the

480
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:07,600
castaways have finally been rescued, and
they're on their way back to

481
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,600
civilization.

482
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,680
That must be Gilligan up there on top,
viewing the spirit.

483
00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:38,250
of people have gathered here to welcome
the passengers and crew of the ill

484
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,650
-fated minnow shipwrecked so long ago.

485
00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:46,110
Here they come into the marina now,
rescued in the furry huts in which they

486
00:39:46,110 --> 00:39:47,110
lived on the island.

487
00:40:44,230 --> 00:40:45,550
Welcome to Honolulu.

488
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,420
to get a glimpse of the happy group
missing for so many years.

489
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,580
May I present you with the key to the
city.

490
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,540
Must have been some big door, huh?

491
00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:42,680
The entire world was thrilled when the
Coast Guard radioed word of your rescue

492
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,100
after 15 years.

493
00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:49,740
Telegrams and calls have been pouring
in. I'd like to present you with the

494
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:50,960
important one first.

495
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,580
This telegram is from Jimmy Cotter.

496
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,840
Jimmy who?

497
00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:59,700
Jimmy Cotter. He's the president now.

498
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Huh?

499
00:43:01,390 --> 00:43:02,630
He succeeded Ford.

500
00:43:03,050 --> 00:43:04,050
Ford who?

501
00:43:04,570 --> 00:43:05,570
Gerald Ford.

502
00:43:06,330 --> 00:43:08,410
He came after Watergate.

503
00:43:08,990 --> 00:43:09,990
Watergate who?

504
00:43:10,230 --> 00:43:12,010
Oh, I'm afraid we've been away a long
time.

505
00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:14,450
Yes, it seems that everything has
changed.

506
00:43:21,230 --> 00:43:23,570
I'm certainly glad that some things
haven't changed.

507
00:43:23,850 --> 00:43:25,250
I'm sure Pete's getting lost.

508
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,680
Stupid capitalist parade.

509
00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:20,240
For a stupid

510
00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:09,350
enormous crowd that the country is
delighted that you have finally been

511
00:45:09,830 --> 00:45:11,590
Well, we're delighted to be back.

512
00:45:12,350 --> 00:45:18,010
Everyone is fascinated that you were
rescued by a tidal wave. Well, actually,

513
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:19,250
was this disk that saved us.

514
00:45:19,810 --> 00:45:21,570
Our barometer hadn't worked for years.

515
00:45:21,890 --> 00:45:24,890
No, Gilligan found this strange -looking
disk in the water at the edge of the

516
00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:27,110
lagoon. We have no idea where it came
from.

517
00:45:27,390 --> 00:45:29,050
We've got to call someone for this.

518
00:45:29,550 --> 00:45:32,930
It seems to have properties of an alloy
that I'm unable to identify.

519
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:37,760
And due to the increased conductivity of
this disc, I was able to adapt my crude

520
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,820
barometer and predict the tidal waves.

521
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,660
Impossible? Yes.

522
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,780
It's a recording disc from spy
satellite.

523
00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:49,500
Must notify chief of secret police
immediately.

524
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,280
You stay.

525
00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:54,040
Find out what you can.

526
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,340
And so this disc turned out to be a
truly good luck charm. That's why the

527
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,580
of us decided that Gilligan should keep
it.

528
00:46:01,980 --> 00:46:03,220
And I'll never take it off, ever.

529
00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:05,360
You're all back here in civilization.

530
00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:06,600
What happened now?

531
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,460
Well, the fact is, later on, we're going
to all get together for a great big

532
00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:12,380
Christmas reunion on my new boat.

533
00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:17,080
But for the present, I guess we're all
going our own separate ways. Yes, I

534
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,340
we're all going our own separate ways.
Of course, we're all going our own

535
00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:24,080
separate ways. Oh, not you and me,
Lobby. I'm just a figure of speech.

536
00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:28,640
Yes, Lobby's taking his profile back to
all of my fans.

537
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,320
I'm going back to farm.

538
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,060
And to Herbert, my fiancé.

539
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,880
And I to my Bunsen burners and test
tube.

540
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,020
I guess we're all just going our
separate ways.

541
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,920
Thank you very much. Thank you.

542
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,920
Thank you. Nice to be here.

543
00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:11,600
We are ordered to recover disc at any
cost.

544
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,780
No risk is too great.

545
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:19,500
Risk will not be ours. It will be skinny
one. The one they call Gilligan.

546
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,740
He is wearing disc around neck.

547
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:44,740
Why did you tap me on the shoulder?
Because I didn't want to fucking bother

548
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,920
I finished polishing the chairs. That's
very good, Gilligan. Now, why don't you

549
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,860
go topside and start working? That way
you won't bother me anymore.

550
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,100
Aye, aye, sir.

551
00:48:00,970 --> 00:48:03,230
Thanks a lot, Gilligan. Now get topside.

552
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:04,550
Aye, aye, sir. Aye, aye.

553
00:48:09,230 --> 00:48:12,270
Just think, Gilligan.

554
00:48:12,630 --> 00:48:15,530
When the check comes from the insurance
company today... Then we can pay off the

555
00:48:15,530 --> 00:48:16,770
balance in a minute or two with ours.

556
00:48:18,950 --> 00:48:21,410
Ours? Well, can't I have a little teeny
-weeny piece?

557
00:48:21,930 --> 00:48:23,990
Okay, you can have a little teeny -weeny
piece.

558
00:48:24,490 --> 00:48:25,790
Thank you, partner.

559
00:48:27,410 --> 00:48:28,410
Partner?

560
00:48:29,130 --> 00:48:32,570
Just keep working up there. We've got to
be ready for the start of the charter

561
00:48:32,570 --> 00:48:34,150
season. Aye, aye, sir.

562
00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:37,890
Just think what we missed during the
past 15 years.

563
00:48:38,270 --> 00:48:43,550
Three different presidents, astronauts
walking on the moon, and miniskirts.

564
00:48:44,050 --> 00:48:45,970
We even missed the miniskirts.

565
00:48:46,310 --> 00:48:47,370
What are miniskirts?

566
00:48:47,730 --> 00:48:50,890
Remember when we left? Women's skirts
were clear down to here.

567
00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:53,590
While we were gone, they came up to
here.

568
00:48:54,230 --> 00:48:56,110
Now they're back down to here again.

569
00:48:57,420 --> 00:48:59,740
Kelly, did we miss from here to here?

570
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,580
I got my paintbrush.

571
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,180
Why don't you stop varnishing and come
down from there and go get the morning

572
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:10,340
mail? Maybe the check from the insurance
company will arrive today. And then the

573
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:11,560
minnow, too, will be all mine.

574
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,200
I'll go get the mail.

575
00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:21,240
I do hope that check gets here today.

576
00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:26,570
We'll be sitting on top of the world.

577
00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:33,250
Gilligan!

578
00:49:35,410 --> 00:49:38,850
You didn't... I mean... No, you
wouldn't.

579
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,410
Bet I did.

580
00:49:40,550 --> 00:49:43,450
What is dumber than varnishing the seat
of a chair?

581
00:49:43,890 --> 00:49:45,870
Sitting in a chair that's just been
varnished.

582
00:49:46,490 --> 00:49:48,090
Gilligan, get me out of this!

583
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:06,180
Gilligan, go get the mail, because if I
see you in my sight, I'll... Thank you.

584
00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:14,020
Come now.

585
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,500
I do talking.

586
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:17,320
Why should you do talking?

587
00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:19,220
Idiot, because you have accent.

588
00:50:26,339 --> 00:50:29,660
You are a sailor? Yeah, I'm first mate
in the middle, too, and a very teeny

589
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:32,160
little partner, too. We are sailors
also.

590
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:33,740
Both of us.

591
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,980
Nice necklace you're wearing.

592
00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:37,340
It's my good luck charm.

593
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:42,580
In my country, it's old custom. I give
you my good luck charm for your good

594
00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:43,580
charm.

595
00:50:43,860 --> 00:50:44,860
Solid gold.

596
00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:46,540
No, I wouldn't part with this for my
life.

597
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,220
Every man have price.

598
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,600
Well, I gotta go.

599
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,160
Faith! No, I gotta check about a check.

600
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,500
I got it, I got it.

601
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,640
Laugh. It was in the mail.

602
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:14,980
Well, give me the letter. You know, it
was in a big second mail. A mailman made

603
00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:17,160
me wait, you know. Will you give me the
letter? Oh, yeah.

604
00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:19,480
There it is, the good old check for the
good old minnow, too, huh?

605
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:30,160
Well, there's no check in it.

606
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,279
Why not?

607
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,640
Why not? Why not? Even you could
understand that.

608
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,220
It's written in English. It's as plain
as a nose on your face. All the whys and

609
00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:39,120
wherefores. Can't you understand that?

610
00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:40,420
I can't get past you, sir.

611
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,720
Gilligan, it says here that the
insurance company will not pay me until

612
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,320
prove that the shipwreck was not my
fault.

613
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,640
Don't they trust you?

614
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,540
Gilligan, it's not like we were back on
the island where we all trusted each

615
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:51,640
other. We're back in civilization.

616
00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:53,060
Dog eat dog.

617
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:56,260
It was never dog eat dog on the island,
except for Fifi, and she wasn't even

618
00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:57,260
there. Right.

619
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:02,180
Well, at any rate, I can't collect my
money until I can get everyone who was

620
00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:05,870
board. to sign this affidavit and swear
that the accident was not my fault.

621
00:52:06,070 --> 00:52:07,470
Now, you're going to be the first one.

622
00:52:07,730 --> 00:52:08,649
Here's a pen.

623
00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:12,330
I'm going to sit right here. You use my
knee to write on and sign that,

624
00:52:12,410 --> 00:52:13,410
Gilligan.

625
00:52:19,310 --> 00:52:22,770
Gilligan! Kipper, you've got a subsidy
and chairs have already been varnished.

626
00:52:23,130 --> 00:52:26,410
Would you get away from me before I
varnish you?

627
00:52:48,230 --> 00:52:51,030
Good idea.

628
00:53:24,590 --> 00:53:25,970
Come on, baby, that's not fair.

629
00:53:27,790 --> 00:53:28,790
Fair?

630
00:53:30,230 --> 00:53:32,230
Is that what you said, Tony? Fair?

631
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:36,270
What's fair about a part -time love?

632
00:53:37,670 --> 00:53:40,130
What's fair about promises you don't
keep?

633
00:53:41,650 --> 00:53:43,030
What's fair about lies?

634
00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:44,930
Lies?

635
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:49,850
Goodbye, Tony.

636
00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:53,570
You've got to be kidding.

637
00:53:55,210 --> 00:53:56,210
I said goodbye.

638
00:53:57,870 --> 00:53:59,510
You really mean it.

639
00:54:01,050 --> 00:54:02,050
Ciao.

640
00:54:06,970 --> 00:54:08,190
You'll be calling me, baby.

641
00:54:09,090 --> 00:54:10,190
You'll be calling me.

642
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,060
Yeah, J .J., lousy, just plain lousy.

643
00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:32,240
Would you like to elaborate on that, Mr.
Producer?

644
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,800
Darling, I wouldn't ask him that.

645
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,880
Well... Who picked out that ridiculous
dress you're wearing?

646
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:37,879
I did.

647
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,960
I want to see less material and more
you.

648
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,780
Well, what do you want me to wear?

649
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,260
A band -aid?

650
00:54:44,780 --> 00:54:45,780
Would you?

651
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:51,020
Where's that costume he picked out for
the scene? I've got it right here.

652
00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:54,220
Would you let your wife wear this?

653
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,560
Which wife?

654
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:56,738
Your daughter?

655
00:54:56,740 --> 00:54:58,460
Now that's hitting below the belt.

656
00:54:58,740 --> 00:55:00,000
Well, that's the problem.

657
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,140
There's nothing below the belt.

658
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,600
Or above it.

659
00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:07,900
J .J., we've got the whole crew waiting.
Why don't we skip to the shower scene?

660
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,280
I'm sorry.

661
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:10,900
No shower scene.

662
00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:12,720
Okay, okay. Make it a bath.

663
00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:15,360
I'm not going to do a nude scene.

664
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:16,660
Who said nude?

665
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,340
Let her have a cake or soap.

666
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,720
Soap, Sam.

667
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,840
No way.

668
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,120
And a washcloth.

669
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:23,540
Washcloth, Sam.

670
00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:27,060
You can use the washcloth and the soap
on the script.

671
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,520
It's filthy.

672
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,240
You were on that island too long.

673
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:37,480
This, this is modern writing, as modern
as today's newspaper.

674
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,700
Then use it to wrap fish.

675
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:45,440
I'm paying you a fortune to make this
picture, and you'll make it my way.

676
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,800
Well, if you want it your way, you wear
it.

677
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,479
You're the director.

678
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:57,680
Get her back on the set.

679
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:58,920
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

680
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,120
Ginger, are you decent?

681
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:09,419
Of course.

682
00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:11,100
That's why I'm having all this trouble.

683
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:17,960
The producer is ordering you back on the
set. What's your answer?

684
00:56:41,299 --> 00:56:42,299
Pardon us, sir.

685
00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:43,620
We're looking for a friend.

686
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,040
I'm a producer.

687
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,780
I don't have any friends.

688
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:49,300
Do you know Ginger Grant?

689
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,000
Yeah, she kind of looks like this, sir.

690
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,520
With all those clothes on, how can
anyone tell?

691
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,980
Your friend is in her dressing room.

692
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:03,140
Let's go see what's going on with
Ginger. And get her to sign the

693
00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:06,400
paper so we can get the money for the
boat. Now, let's not be selfish,

694
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,500
First, her problem, and then the
insurance paper. Right. First, her

695
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,880
Second, the insurance paper. That's
right.

696
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,960
Ginger, it's the Skipper and Gilligan.

697
00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:21,220
Skipper!

698
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,720
Gilligan!

699
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,600
First, what's your problem, Ginger?
Second, will you sign the insurance

700
00:57:28,860 --> 00:57:30,160
Gilligan. Okay,

701
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,880
okay.

702
00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:34,420
Now, what's wrong, Ginger?

703
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,000
Well, Miss... This is what's wrong.

704
00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:41,500
I've never read anything so terrible.
It's full of four -letter words.

705
00:57:45,020 --> 00:57:47,580
She's right, Skipper. You can't imagine
how many four -letter words.

706
00:57:48,460 --> 00:57:51,760
When, this, from, both, like. All four
-letter words.

707
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,640
Where?

708
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,640
That's a five -letter word. Gilligan, I
don't think that those words are what

709
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,000
are bothering her. There's a lot of
words in here. I don't even understand

710
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,700
they mean. Look at this one here. It
starts with a... Never mind, Gilligan.

711
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,840
Skipper. Things have changed so much
while we were on the island. They used

712
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:12,260
make beautiful movies with beautiful
costumes.

713
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,160
Ginger, you'd look good in anything.

714
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,760
But they think I'd look better in
nothing.

715
00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:21,080
Nothing? Nothing but a smile.

716
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:25,260
Oh, a big smile or a small smile? What
difference does it make? Well, if it's a

717
00:58:25,260 --> 00:58:26,680
really big smile... Never mind.

718
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,980
I guess that producer figures that's the
only way to make money.

719
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,400
Pictures with dirty words and no
clothes.

720
00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:35,890
Well, maybe he's right.

721
00:58:36,090 --> 00:58:39,530
I've seen a lot of movies since we've
been rescued. I saw Star Wars. They have

722
00:58:39,530 --> 00:58:41,870
little spaceships with red lights and
blinking green lights, and they have

723
00:58:41,870 --> 00:58:42,769
big fight.

724
00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:47,870
And how about the robot, R2 -D2?

725
00:58:48,190 --> 00:58:49,870
Well, there's nothing dirty in that.

726
00:58:50,350 --> 00:58:52,150
R2 -D2 is a four -letter word.

727
00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:56,670
Gilligan, there was no nudity or dirty
words in Star Wars.

728
00:58:57,090 --> 00:58:58,890
How about Jaws, a big shark going
around?

729
00:59:01,510 --> 00:59:04,070
Nothing dirty about that picture either.

730
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,598
How about Julia?

731
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,360
No nudes, no dirty words.

732
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:09,220
They must have lost a lot of money.

733
00:59:09,740 --> 00:59:11,840
Gilligan, they made hundreds of
millions.

734
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,400
Am I intruding?

735
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:16,860
Yes.

736
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,240
We're the friend of Ginger's from the
island.

737
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,460
First we have to find out what her
problem is. Then we're going to have her

738
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:22,019
the paper.

739
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:24,660
Hey, Gilligan, sorry to interrupt, but
there's been a little misunderstanding.

740
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:29,920
Now, who told you I wanted you to do a
nude scene and those dirty words in the

741
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,380
script? You did.

742
00:59:31,980 --> 00:59:33,140
I was joking.

743
00:59:33,850 --> 00:59:36,090
These actresses, they can never take a
joke.

744
00:59:37,290 --> 00:59:40,590
I wouldn't make a picture I couldn't
take my mother to see.

745
00:59:40,890 --> 00:59:42,570
Ready when you are, Ginger.

746
00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:52,290
I don't know how you two did it. I never
did understand how you did anything

747
00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:53,290
anyway.

748
00:59:53,670 --> 00:59:55,610
Oh, you wanted me to sign?

749
00:59:55,840 --> 01:00:00,160
something, didn't you? Oh, yes, Ginger.
The insurance company. Oh, I'll sign

750
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:03,060
anything. I love you two guys.

751
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,080
Skipper, love's a four -letter word.
What's wrong with that?

752
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:09,220
Nothing, little buddy. Absolutely
nothing.

753
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,760
Yes, Chief, we understand need for
urgency.

754
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:17,520
We have subject under surveillance and
we have this very soon.

755
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,360
You all right, partner? Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine. Please forgive Fred. We have

756
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,860
parted in cowboy pictures. Practice
throwing rope.

757
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,620
Can you get it off me, please? I'll be
here.

758
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,080
Tie him up. Take this.

759
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,420
rushing on me like that?

760
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,020
Well, we kept on knocking, but you
didn't answer.

761
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:19,440
Well, I'm sorry, but I'm very busy.
You'll have to come back some other

762
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:23,440
No, we have to talk to you now. You've
just been elected homecoming king for

763
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,198
big game.

764
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,780
We even have a special cheer for you.
Come on, girls.

765
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:29,720
Please,

766
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:39,580
I am in the middle of an experiment.

767
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,480
Don't you like the cheer?

768
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,780
Well, yes, it's very clever, but I have
no time for these things.

769
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,700
Oh, please, you've got to be the
homecoming king.

770
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:51,480
Besides, I thought you girls always
elected a romantic figure as homecoming

771
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,480
king. How about a movie star?

772
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,380
Like, uh, Tab Hunter.

773
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,480
You're kidding!

774
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,640
You were on that island a long time.

775
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,020
You're a romantic figure now, Professor.

776
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:06,420
Missing all those years on some
mysterious tropical island?

777
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,140
You've got every girl in school turned
on.

778
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:10,760
Turned on?

779
01:02:19,530 --> 01:02:21,110
Oh, please, girls, I have work to do.

780
01:02:23,270 --> 01:02:23,670
All

781
01:02:23,670 --> 01:02:31,150
right,

782
01:02:32,930 --> 01:02:34,910
I will be the homecoming king.

783
01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:37,650
Now, please, please, let me get back to
my work.

784
01:03:01,870 --> 01:03:02,689
you, Professor.

785
01:03:02,690 --> 01:03:07,210
I have been interrupted all day long by
young, impulsive females who do not

786
01:03:07,210 --> 01:03:10,550
understand the importance of scientific
work. I understand, Professor.

787
01:03:10,790 --> 01:03:14,590
My anthropology department is also
engaged in scientific study.

788
01:03:14,830 --> 01:03:19,150
May I say, Miss Ainsworth, that your
research is very well known. Very well

789
01:03:19,150 --> 01:03:20,150
known indeed.

790
01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:25,650
Currently, I'm preparing a study on
tribal customs in remote parts of the

791
01:03:25,890 --> 01:03:28,750
Oh, like the natives we sometimes
encountered from nearby islands.

792
01:03:29,210 --> 01:03:30,210
Exactly.

793
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,620
Perhaps you could tell me something
about their tribal customs.

794
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:37,740
For example, their courtship rituals?

795
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:39,580
Anything unusual?

796
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,240
Oh, indeed.

797
01:03:41,260 --> 01:03:45,400
A significant part of the courtship
procedure involved sharing coconut milk

798
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,400
through a common straw.

799
01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:49,480
I believe that crude straw was called a
what -to -be.

800
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:55,320
Fascinating. And so different from
courtship in this country, where two

801
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:56,320
kiss.

802
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,560
Like this.

803
01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:02,550
Please, Miss Ainsworth, I have work to
do.

804
01:04:02,830 --> 01:04:06,210
So have I. Oh, Miss Ainsworth, turn off
your macho.

805
01:04:08,590 --> 01:04:13,250
I wonder what the professor's inventing
now.

806
01:04:18,030 --> 01:04:19,090
Good morning, gentlemen.

807
01:04:21,010 --> 01:04:22,490
I am constantly interrupted.

808
01:04:22,950 --> 01:04:25,570
Women have become so aggressive since we
were on the island.

809
01:04:25,930 --> 01:04:26,930
Isn't that a shame?

810
01:04:27,410 --> 01:04:30,450
Well, anyway, gentlemen, I'm... I'm
delighted to see you again.

811
01:04:30,890 --> 01:04:32,970
Now, what was that insurance problem you
phoned about?

812
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:35,390
Wow, Professor, is that one of your
experiments?

813
01:04:35,970 --> 01:04:38,470
Yes. But it starts over there, Gilligan.

814
01:04:39,010 --> 01:04:40,490
Oh, wow, Professor.

815
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:41,930
Look at all this stuff.

816
01:04:42,190 --> 01:04:43,450
I mean, how do you do all that?

817
01:04:45,530 --> 01:04:46,530
Gilligan!

818
01:04:46,630 --> 01:04:47,630
Sorry, Professor.

819
01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:50,250
Oh, that's all right, Gilligan. That's
not part of my experiment.

820
01:04:50,530 --> 01:04:53,550
You see, I was expecting you today, so I
set that up especially for you.

821
01:04:54,150 --> 01:04:55,150
Well, thanks, Professor.

822
01:04:55,490 --> 01:04:56,990
I really must get back to my work.

823
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,900
I've isolated a new organic polymer, a
heavy plastic that's impervious to

824
01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:04,080
weather and virtually indestructible.
Right now I'm trying to think of a good

825
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,760
use for it. Here's what it looks like.

826
01:05:10,220 --> 01:05:11,760
Say, perhaps it would make a good toy.

827
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,620
Say, perhaps you could call it a
frisbee.

828
01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:16,720
Frisbee? Why frisbee?

829
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:18,180
Because that's its name.

830
01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:21,420
I don't like to tell you this,
Professor, but really this has been on

831
01:05:21,420 --> 01:05:22,420
for quite a while.

832
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:24,820
Well, that's what comes from being on
the island all those years.

833
01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:27,160
Last week, I invented the electric
toothbrush.

834
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,080
The week before, pantyhose.

835
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,300
Why don't you invent something that
hasn't been invented before?

836
01:05:32,540 --> 01:05:36,040
Gilligan, he knows that already. Only an
idiot would invent something that's

837
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,040
already been invented.

838
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:43,900
I'm sorry, Professor, but I'm trying
to... In my anxiety to create the things

839
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:47,120
dreamed about on the island, I failed to
recognize that some of them might have

840
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,180
been created in my absence.

841
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:52,820
For example... A skateboard.

842
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,260
So I found out.

843
01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:57,600
And I thought I was going to
revolutionize the furniture -moving

844
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,180
Do you mind if I try it?

845
01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:00,480
Well, help yourself, Gilligan.

846
01:06:01,060 --> 01:06:02,840
Now, Skipper, about that insurance
paper.

847
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:08,260
Yes, Professor, I need your signature.

848
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:10,280
I've got a paper here for you to read.

849
01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:11,820
Ah, yes.

850
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:20,260
Of all people, one of the most brilliant
men in the country. Thank you, but who

851
01:06:20,260 --> 01:06:21,260
is he?

852
01:06:21,460 --> 01:06:23,440
Gilligan, the professor was talking
about him.

853
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,080
I'm sorry, Dean.

854
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:28,780
These are my good friends, the Skipper
and Gilligan. How do you do, sir? How do

855
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:29,598
you do?

856
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,900
We were all shipwrecked together on the
island.

857
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,940
You spent 15 years with him?

858
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,180
Yes, sir. When the professor first met
me, I was a young, stupid kid.

859
01:06:37,420 --> 01:06:38,620
He's made me what I am today.

860
01:06:39,100 --> 01:06:41,600
Gilligan, why don't we leave these
gentlemen alone? I'm sure they've got

861
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:45,400
important matters to talk over. Academic
paraphernalia. As a matter of fact,

862
01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:47,420
I've been trying to meet with you for a
month, professor.

863
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,260
Well, I'm sorry about that, Dean, but
I've been terribly, terribly busy.

864
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:54,770
Gilligan. Why don't we take a walk
around the campus? Oh, that's a good

865
01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:58,070
Skipper. I'll see you later. I might
have bumped into you. Come on. Good day,

866
01:06:58,130 --> 01:06:59,130
gentlemen. Good day.

867
01:06:59,890 --> 01:07:02,930
Professor, I'm afraid you've been
neglecting your primary duty.

868
01:07:03,150 --> 01:07:05,850
Oh, but I've taught all my classes and
I've been hard at work. Do you know how

869
01:07:05,850 --> 01:07:09,910
many alumni meetings and foundations had
you booked for speaking engagements?

870
01:07:10,290 --> 01:07:12,910
I'm sorry, Dean, but I've been...
Professor, you are a celebrity.

871
01:07:13,290 --> 01:07:16,650
Those people who hear you speak will
donate money to the college. That's

872
01:07:16,650 --> 01:07:18,010
relations work. Exactly.

873
01:07:18,510 --> 01:07:20,990
You can make this the biggest school on
the West Coast.

874
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,160
We're on the East Coast. That's how big
I want it to be.

875
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:25,480
Understand?

876
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,900
Big is not necessarily better, Dean.

877
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:29,460
My boy.

878
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,720
Let's sit down and discuss this on an
equal basis.

879
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:34,900
Boss to employee.

880
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,100
Ah! Fellow classmates, no?

881
01:07:47,380 --> 01:07:49,820
No. We're just visiting an old friend.

882
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,020
We are exchange students.

883
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:53,700
Exchange students?

884
01:07:53,900 --> 01:07:56,780
Yeah, we exchange this for this.

885
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:58,120
No, thanks.

886
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:01,180
Looks like a lot of money, little buddy.
I don't care. My good luck charm's not

887
01:08:01,180 --> 01:08:02,118
for sale.

888
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,180
Sorry, gents. Come on, Gilligan.

889
01:08:04,660 --> 01:08:05,660
Don't worry.

890
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,740
We get them late, then they come out.

891
01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:10,660
Hi, Dean.

892
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:12,240
Sure have a beautiful campus.

893
01:08:12,820 --> 01:08:13,820
He's not very polite.

894
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:15,440
Hi, Professor.

895
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:17,300
Hi, Gilligan.

896
01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:18,840
What's the problem, Professor?

897
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:23,479
They want to use me to sweet -talk the
alumni, make speeches and be in parades.

898
01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:28,160
They don't care about my students, my
research, my ideas. You know, back on

899
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:29,560
island, we cared about your research.

900
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,880
We didn't understand it, but we cared
about it. Yeah, and we cared about each

901
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,180
other, too. I mean, you cared about the
Howells. The Howells cared about Ginger.

902
01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:37,540
Ginger cared about Marianne. Marianne
cared about me. Come on, Gilligan, we

903
01:08:37,540 --> 01:08:38,880
who all was on the island.

904
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:40,520
No, no, no, but Gilligan is right.

905
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,120
I mean, we always tried to help each
other.

906
01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:45,680
And I'll be happy to help you out now,
Skipper.

907
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:48,920
May I say your insurance company is
vindictive and ruthless.

908
01:08:49,450 --> 01:08:50,450
No, it's Pacific and Western.

909
01:08:50,970 --> 01:08:53,010
Gilligan, let the man sign the paper.

910
01:08:54,569 --> 01:08:55,810
Oh, thanks a lot, Professor.

911
01:08:56,130 --> 01:08:58,410
And don't forget, we'll see you on the
boat at Christmas time.

912
01:09:03,029 --> 01:09:04,029
Remembering plans.

913
01:09:04,090 --> 01:09:08,109
When they come out of building, we stop
skinny one. You stop him, ask question.

914
01:09:08,390 --> 01:09:11,189
While you are talking, I hit him
overhead with this.

915
01:09:12,370 --> 01:09:13,370
Good idea.

916
01:09:14,390 --> 01:09:16,290
While he is down, we get this.

917
01:09:16,670 --> 01:09:18,170
We get this, we are heroes.

918
01:09:21,149 --> 01:09:23,149
Look, they come out different door.

919
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:26,510
Quick, we take shortcut through field.

920
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,640
No, Chief, not yet. I bump into problem.

921
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:24,700
Ivan, problem bump into him. But not to
worry. We have disk very soon.

922
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,420
Wherever skinny one goes, Ivan and
Dimitri will follow.

923
01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:41,400
Excellent vintage, Howell. Must have
been a good year.

924
01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:42,940
1492.

925
01:10:43,290 --> 01:10:46,530
I forget whether it came over on the
Nina, the Pinta, or the Santa Maria.

926
01:10:49,710 --> 01:10:50,710
Dustin, darling.

927
01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:52,930
Excuse me, gentlemen, my wife.

928
01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:56,750
It was a splendid idea, that intercom.
Well, the long distance. You see, at

929
01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:59,650
first we considered carrier pitches, and
then for obvious reasons we

930
01:10:59,650 --> 01:11:01,010
reconsidered it.

931
01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:06,570
Yes, lovey, what is it? I think the
ladies would like an after dinner mint.

932
01:11:07,150 --> 01:11:10,130
Would they like the mint in San
Francisco or the one in Philadelphia?

933
01:11:12,910 --> 01:11:13,910
That's my Thurston.

934
01:11:14,410 --> 01:11:18,450
In spite of your shipwreck, Thurston,
you seem in good shape. Oh, I'm fit as a

935
01:11:18,450 --> 01:11:20,050
fiddle. Stradivarius, of course.

936
01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:22,470
Have a cigar, Thurston.

937
01:11:23,270 --> 01:11:24,270
Domestic, I'm afraid.

938
01:11:24,850 --> 01:11:26,050
Domestic? Oh, please.

939
01:11:26,690 --> 01:11:29,230
Phillips, where are our cigars from
Havana?

940
01:11:29,490 --> 01:11:30,490
One moment, sir.

941
01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:38,950
Just arriving, sir.

942
01:11:39,130 --> 01:11:40,130
Thank you, Phillips.

943
01:11:40,340 --> 01:11:44,060
Meanwhile, gentlemen, I think we can
discuss that little business proposition

944
01:11:44,060 --> 01:11:45,060
you had in mind.

945
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:49,260
Ah, yes. We have decided to issue a
million shares of preferred stock and a

946
01:11:49,260 --> 01:11:50,480
million shares of common.

947
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,940
Make that two million preferred. There's
nothing common about a Howell

948
01:11:53,940 --> 01:11:56,460
Enterprise. A little financial joke.

949
01:11:58,300 --> 01:11:59,300
Thank you, Fidel.

950
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:04,200
We were considering your investment in
the neighborhood of a hundred million.

951
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,540
Well, I'm afraid I don't know anything
about that neighborhood. You see, I

952
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,540
go slumming.

953
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:13,440
My darling, without your leadership,
there was no social season. Without you

954
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:16,720
the symphony committee, the musical
seasons were a disaster. You're so

955
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:21,700
flattering. Oh, and the ballet. Without
Dear Lovey, Swan Lake turned into Disco

956
01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:26,760
Duck. I promise you, now that I'm back,
everything will be different. Oh,

957
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:27,800
definitely.

958
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,720
And I certainly hope you'll ask Mr.
Howell for some financial assistance.

959
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:39,760
Oh. I'll try, but sometimes Thurston
treats me like a child. When I want to

960
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,560
about money, he says... Oh, go play with
your blocks.

961
01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:44,140
Your blocks?

962
01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:49,140
Yes. 42nd Street, 43rd Street, 44th
Street, 44th... Yes?

963
01:12:50,140 --> 01:12:51,800
We're Gilligan and the Skipper.

964
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:55,860
Oh, yes, from the island. I'm Gilligan.
He was in charge of the shipwreck.

965
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:57,480
Gilligan.

966
01:12:57,620 --> 01:13:01,220
Now, I hope we're not intruding. Mr.
Howell wasn't expecting us. Oh, I'd

967
01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:02,620
certainly be delighted to see you.

968
01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:05,110
Thank you.

969
01:13:10,570 --> 01:13:13,550
So I said, now mind you, this is the
funny part.

970
01:13:13,770 --> 01:13:15,570
You can't park it here.

971
01:13:15,950 --> 01:13:17,030
That's what I said.

972
01:13:20,190 --> 01:13:24,810
Mr. Skipper and Mr. Gilligan, to see Mr.
and Mrs. Thurston Howell III.

973
01:13:25,130 --> 01:13:26,410
Oh, Thurston.

974
01:13:26,630 --> 01:13:27,630
Gilligan!

975
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:34,980
Captain! We would have called, Mrs.
Howe, but your phone number's

976
01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:36,220
unlisted. That was your house.

977
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,640
Sorry, we didn't know you were having a
party. We would have...

978
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,460
Oh, you must stay and have dinner with
us. Oh, thank you. No, we're really not

979
01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:45,740
hungry. No, we're just starving. Folks,
I want you to meet some very dear and

980
01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:49,440
old friends of ours. They were on the
island with us. Yes, this is the captain

981
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,680
and this is Gilligan.

982
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,160
This is Mr.

983
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:53,799
Devonshire, Mrs.

984
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:54,800
Devonshire, Mr.

985
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:56,200
Fellows and Mrs. Fellows.

986
01:13:56,500 --> 01:14:00,760
Oh, do stay and dine with us. No,
actually, we have some private business

987
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,280
talk over. It can wait, though. No
nonsense.

988
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,960
Of course it can. We'll just be a
second, folks.

989
01:14:06,190 --> 01:14:09,250
Step into the library, will you? Oh,
thank you, Mr. Hough. Excuse us. Yes,

990
01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:12,250
down one of the halls, after you go.
We'll see you later. Yes, of course.

991
01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:15,710
Old and dear friend.

992
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:18,310
Aren't we fortunate, darling?

993
01:14:18,950 --> 01:14:21,030
Never to have been shipwrecked.

994
01:14:21,490 --> 01:14:24,990
Mr. Hough, the insurance company has to
pay me for minnow one before I can pay

995
01:14:24,990 --> 01:14:25,990
for minnow two.

996
01:14:26,010 --> 01:14:28,610
Oh, dear. We didn't know that you needed
money.

997
01:14:28,850 --> 01:14:32,930
Well, why didn't you ask me? I feel
hurt, deeply hurt. Grateful, perhaps,

998
01:14:32,930 --> 01:14:34,970
hurt. Oh, that's very nice of you, Mr.
Hough.

999
01:14:35,290 --> 01:14:37,810
But that's my problem. Now, if you'll
just sign here.

1000
01:14:38,070 --> 01:14:40,810
Anything that you want. Captain, there
you are.

1001
01:14:41,730 --> 01:14:45,890
I don't believe it. I love you forgot to
turn off the intercom.

1002
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:49,670
Imagine being shipwrecked with that riff
-raff.

1003
01:14:50,630 --> 01:14:55,350
Which one of us is riff and which one is
raff? To subject us to even meeting

1004
01:14:55,350 --> 01:14:56,570
those two boys.

1005
01:14:56,990 --> 01:15:01,310
Thirst and those people insulting the
skipper and Gilligan. That is

1006
01:15:01,490 --> 01:15:04,050
I refuse to do business with people of
such ilk.

1007
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:06,980
Well, it doesn't bother us. Well, it
bothers us.

1008
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,120
Well, I want them out of my house. And
off my land.

1009
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,600
It'll take them two weeks to go down the
driveway.

1010
01:15:14,220 --> 01:15:15,920
We heard everything you said.

1011
01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:17,140
The deal is off.

1012
01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:18,940
Nobody shames my friends.

1013
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,159
Throw them out.

1014
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,080
Don't even validate their parking
tickets.

1015
01:15:26,890 --> 01:15:28,230
Come along, my dear. Let's go.

1016
01:15:29,130 --> 01:15:30,130
Mr.

1017
01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:35,550
Howell is never unreasonable.

1018
01:15:36,030 --> 01:15:37,030
Who are you?

1019
01:15:37,570 --> 01:15:38,710
We are with them.

1020
01:15:38,950 --> 01:15:39,970
Then you're out too.

1021
01:15:42,110 --> 01:15:43,910
Get out of the way.

1022
01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:25,640
Wonderful. Well, I feel wonderful,
Cindy.

1023
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:28,000
Not nervous, are you?

1024
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,440
No. Why should I be nervous?

1025
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,660
It's traditional. All brides are
nervous.

1026
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:35,400
I'm not. See?

1027
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:43,520
Marianne, we've been best friends since
we were kids.

1028
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:45,620
What's going on?

1029
01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,840
Well, Herbert loves me.

1030
01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:54,170
And he's waited 15 years to marry me.
The whole time I was on the island.

1031
01:16:54,590 --> 01:16:55,590
What are you trying to say?

1032
01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:58,650
Oh, Cindy, he's changed.

1033
01:16:59,770 --> 01:17:00,770
I've changed.

1034
01:17:01,310 --> 01:17:02,690
Nothing's the same anymore.

1035
01:17:03,770 --> 01:17:06,350
Oh, I don't love him.

1036
01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:10,730
Then you shouldn't marry him.

1037
01:17:10,990 --> 01:17:13,370
Cindy, he's waited 15 years.

1038
01:17:13,930 --> 01:17:15,730
Marianne, you're making a mistake.

1039
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:18,250
No.

1040
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:22,040
No, I am going through with this no
matter what happens.

1041
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:26,360
Oh, Cindy, and I don't want you to tell
anybody what I've just told you. But

1042
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:27,360
never... Nobody.

1043
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:28,600
Never, ever.

1044
01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:30,380
Promise? Remember?

1045
01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:31,620
Like when we were kids?

1046
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:36,040
Right.

1047
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:37,840
Now, we don't have much time.

1048
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:40,020
Now, see if you can put yourself
together.

1049
01:17:40,420 --> 01:17:43,880
Oh, there are two men outside who say
they're your old friends.

1050
01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:45,830
But you know all of my old friends.

1051
01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:47,250
Not these two.

1052
01:17:47,270 --> 01:17:50,750
One of them, well, so far he's knocked
down the Bride of Bower, Two Rows of

1053
01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,370
Chairs, Flower Rangeman. Gilligan?

1054
01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:57,410
That's his name. And the other one is,
um, Skipper. Do I send them away?

1055
01:17:57,730 --> 01:17:58,730
No.

1056
01:17:58,910 --> 01:18:01,030
No, but just give me a couple of
minutes, okay?

1057
01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:29,940
You look wonderful.

1058
01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:32,820
Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

1059
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:34,840
Mary Ann, you look wonderful.

1060
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:37,880
Oh, Gilligan, put her down. You're
wrecking her train.

1061
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,800
As you can see, our little buddy is
still the same old self.

1062
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,500
How did you find out about the wedding?

1063
01:18:42,820 --> 01:18:45,360
Well, actually, we didn't. We came here
to get your signature on a piece of

1064
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,880
paper. First, we have to get the papers
signed. Oh, I was going to surprise

1065
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,360
everybody at the Christmas party with my
new husband.

1066
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:54,300
Just think, Gilligan, Mary Ann waited 15
years for this day.

1067
01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,800
And Herbert Rutgers waited 15 years.

1068
01:18:57,580 --> 01:18:58,580
30 years.

1069
01:18:59,780 --> 01:19:03,740
Isn't 15 and 15 30? I don't know how you
do it. You always say the wrong thing.

1070
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:07,740
Marianne, did I say the wrong thing? No,
I'm the happiest girl in the whole

1071
01:19:07,740 --> 01:19:09,460
world. I'm just a little nervous.

1072
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:10,940
Well, but that's natural.

1073
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,500
She's happy. Why is she crying? I always
laugh when I'm happy.

1074
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:16,020
Because you're not a bride.

1075
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:21,720
Oh, I am just so happy you could be here
to see how happy I am on the happiest

1076
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:22,880
day of my life.

1077
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,700
If she gets any happier, she's going to
drown herself.

1078
01:19:25,020 --> 01:19:26,020
Oh, girl.

1079
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:30,660
Especially after 15 years, and he waited
15 years to make 30 years.

1080
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,260
Gilligan, would you cut that out?

1081
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:35,100
What's wrong with saying 30 years?

1082
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:36,320
Unless the judge says it.

1083
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,180
Yes. Are you ready, Annette?

1084
01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:41,620
Yes. No.

1085
01:19:41,940 --> 01:19:43,160
Is it yes or no?

1086
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:44,940
We're ready. She's not.

1087
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,760
Just give us a couple of minutes,
Sidney.

1088
01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:49,160
Will you both please stay for the
wedding?

1089
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:50,600
It would be our pleasure.

1090
01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:55,880
Yeah, after 15 years, you got... Let's
get out of here and marry him.

1091
01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:20,470
Miss, why are you crying? You're not
getting married.

1092
01:20:20,790 --> 01:20:21,790
That's why I'm crying.

1093
01:20:23,190 --> 01:20:25,390
Marianne's crying because she's getting
married. You're crying because you're

1094
01:20:25,390 --> 01:20:26,450
not getting married. Skipper?

1095
01:20:27,270 --> 01:20:29,830
What? I don't know whether to throw rice
or hankies.

1096
01:20:31,210 --> 01:20:34,030
Just sit there and be quiet, Gilligan.

1097
01:20:41,130 --> 01:20:42,009
Pardon me.

1098
01:20:42,010 --> 01:20:43,730
You a friend of bride or groom?

1099
01:20:43,950 --> 01:20:44,950
Of the bride.

1100
01:20:45,310 --> 01:20:46,310
You bring present?

1101
01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:47,890
No, I didn't know it was going to be a
wedding.

1102
01:20:48,470 --> 01:20:51,170
It's never too late to give presents.
Sure it is.

1103
01:20:51,450 --> 01:20:53,770
A necklace would be a wonderful present.

1104
01:20:54,130 --> 01:20:55,170
Where would I buy a necklace now?

1105
01:20:55,770 --> 01:21:01,690
It's best to give something you own.
Like old saying, something old,

1106
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:05,190
new, something borrowed right from you.

1107
01:21:05,690 --> 01:21:06,690
Give it to me.

1108
01:21:09,650 --> 01:21:11,450
Now try to understand, little buddy.

1109
01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:15,470
Cindy's in love with Herbert. That's why
she's crying. And Herbert's in love

1110
01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:16,219
with Cindy.

1111
01:21:16,220 --> 01:21:18,360
Well, Herbert's in love with Cindy, and
Cindy's in love with Herbert, and

1112
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:20,520
Marianne is in love... Who'd you say
Marianne's in love with?

1113
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,440
Nobody, but that's the point.

1114
01:21:22,820 --> 01:21:24,520
But Marianne's marrying Herbert anyway.

1115
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:28,920
Why? Because he waited 15 years for her,
and she waited 15 years for him.

1116
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:32,560
Oh, no, now she's doing it. You better
stop saying 15 years.

1117
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:35,440
Gilligan, it's up to us to straighten
out this whole mix -up.

1118
01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:36,940
No, I don't think we can.

1119
01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:37,839
Why not?

1120
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:38,840
I think it's too late.

1121
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,520
Excuse us. Come on, Gilligan.

1122
01:21:46,410 --> 01:21:53,370
And do you, Herbert, take this woman,
Mary Ann, to love, honor, cherish,

1123
01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:57,650
and hold forever and ever as your lawful
wedded wife?

1124
01:21:58,150 --> 01:22:00,890
Hey, little buddy, are you sure you know
what to do?

1125
01:22:02,090 --> 01:22:03,990
Don't worry about me. Move it out.

1126
01:22:06,890 --> 01:22:13,870
Do you, Mary Ann, take Herbert to love,
honor, cherish, and

1127
01:22:13,870 --> 01:22:15,610
hold forever and ever?

1128
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:45,620
And Herbert's in love with Cindy and
Cindy's in love with Herbert. I should

1129
01:22:45,620 --> 01:22:47,220
had the good sense to figure that out by
myself.

1130
01:22:47,940 --> 01:22:50,860
Heidi, we've got to stop talking and
start doing something. Skipper, let's

1131
01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:52,140
Let's move it out.

1132
01:23:17,230 --> 01:23:19,550
We take shortcut through field. Good
idea.

1133
01:24:21,290 --> 01:24:22,610
A strike, Skipper! A strike!

1134
01:24:23,010 --> 01:24:24,010
I got a strike!

1135
01:24:24,450 --> 01:24:25,450
Got a strike!

1136
01:25:08,470 --> 01:25:09,950
Well, where to, Mary Ann?

1137
01:25:10,450 --> 01:25:11,450
I don't know.

1138
01:25:11,610 --> 01:25:12,389
Let's go back.

1139
01:25:12,390 --> 01:25:16,390
Oh, never. Why not? Because I am not
going to marry Herbert Rucker.

1140
01:25:23,330 --> 01:25:24,550
And why not?

1141
01:25:24,810 --> 01:25:26,030
Because his wife won't let him.

1142
01:25:27,170 --> 01:25:29,750
We did it. We did it, little sweetheart.

1143
01:25:30,670 --> 01:25:33,510
Gilligan, we're ready to get underway.

1144
01:25:33,910 --> 01:25:34,889
Cast off.

1145
01:25:34,890 --> 01:25:35,890
Aye, aye, sir.

1146
01:25:42,670 --> 01:25:43,670
Hey, you're stepping on my hand.

1147
01:25:44,070 --> 01:25:46,910
Young man, please get up and be quiet.

1148
01:25:47,150 --> 01:25:48,690
You have swamping divan.

1149
01:25:49,070 --> 01:25:52,550
Oh, I know what you want. The big box of
money Mr. Howell gave me. I'll go get

1150
01:25:52,550 --> 01:25:53,550
it for you. Hold it!

1151
01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:56,410
Everyone, please, putting hands in air.

1152
01:25:56,710 --> 01:25:57,750
He means put your hands up.

1153
01:25:58,110 --> 01:26:00,350
We all know what he means, Gilligan.

1154
01:26:00,870 --> 01:26:02,290
Say you want my box of money, Skipper.

1155
01:26:02,610 --> 01:26:07,090
Do you gentlemen want your own boxes of
money? What denominations do you prefer?

1156
01:26:07,610 --> 01:26:09,050
I'm not interested in money.

1157
01:26:09,430 --> 01:26:11,510
Good heavens, they must be madmen.

1158
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:13,200
We take what we want.

1159
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,380
Wait a minute. That's my good luck
charm. Lucky for us.

1160
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:24,580
If you give that to our government, we
get metal. Hold it. I'll take that.

1161
01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:26,020
FBI.

1162
01:26:26,860 --> 01:26:30,460
How could it be? If you folks don't
mind, we'll take these two along with

1163
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,900
Will somebody tell us what this is all
about?

1164
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,580
Can I have my good luck charm back?

1165
01:26:34,820 --> 01:26:35,820
In due time.

1166
01:26:36,140 --> 01:26:38,000
Thanks to you, we captured these spies.

1167
01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:40,920
I want you to know that the government
is greatly in your debt.

1168
01:26:41,340 --> 01:26:42,019
Why not?

1169
01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:44,700
The government's greatly in debt to
everyone else, too.

1170
01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:47,420
Let's go.

1171
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,200
Okay,

1172
01:26:56,780 --> 01:26:58,840
hero, get ready to cast off.

1173
01:26:59,060 --> 01:27:00,060
Aye, aye, sir.

1174
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:08,960
Okay, little buddy, I'll come and get
you. Hang on.

1175
01:27:18,290 --> 01:27:20,090
I can't understand it, Gilligan.

1176
01:27:20,390 --> 01:27:21,410
Understand what, Skipper?

1177
01:27:21,950 --> 01:27:24,710
Well, I set our course for that little
island just off the coast.

1178
01:27:25,030 --> 01:27:26,030
Right.

1179
01:27:26,250 --> 01:27:29,650
Well, it's been hours now. We seem to be
heading straight out to sea.

1180
01:27:29,950 --> 01:27:31,170
Unless the compass is wrong.

1181
01:27:31,430 --> 01:27:33,410
The compass can't be wrong. I just
cleaned it before we left.

1182
01:27:34,670 --> 01:27:37,750
You cleaned it? Yeah, it's a good thing
I did. It was really dirty when I got in

1183
01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:39,530
there. There was a little piece of metal
jammed in the bottom. I took it out

1184
01:27:39,530 --> 01:27:41,230
there, threw it away, and I polished
that copper.

1185
01:27:41,810 --> 01:27:43,610
Gilligan, that was the magnet.

1186
01:27:43,950 --> 01:27:46,110
That's what controls the needle that I
stare by.

1187
01:27:46,870 --> 01:27:47,870
Gilligan.

1188
01:27:51,050 --> 01:27:53,590
Well, we better not take any chances. I
better start heading back.

1189
01:27:53,810 --> 01:27:54,810
Aye, aye, sir.

1190
01:27:55,650 --> 01:27:57,010
I'll steer by the sun for a while.

1191
01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:12,260
What do we do now?

1192
01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:15,100
Maybe we can circle the storm.

1193
01:28:15,460 --> 01:28:18,640
We'll go west until...

1194
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:24,360
Batten down the hatches. Batten down the
hatches.

1195
01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:25,760
Send out an SOS.

1196
01:28:25,980 --> 01:28:26,980
Send out an SOS.

1197
01:28:27,140 --> 01:28:28,140
How do you spell that?

1198
01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:30,920
Watch out!

1199
01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:42,640
He didn't mean any harm, Skipper.

1200
01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:45,880
Neither did the iceberg that sank the
Titanic.

1201
01:29:46,620 --> 01:29:48,340
Any idea where we are?

1202
01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:49,680
Not really.

1203
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:54,040
That storm turned us round and round and
blew us all over the map for 12 days.

1204
01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:58,620
But surely we must be someplace. If we
weren't, we wouldn't be here.

1205
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,760
That's my lovey's long suit.

1206
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,420
Logic. Yes.

1207
01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:07,840
Well, wherever we are, thanks to your
expert seamanship, Skipper, we're all

1208
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:08,840
alive.

1209
01:30:11,980 --> 01:30:13,040
I know where we are.

1210
01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:17,680
Now, how could you know that, Gilligan?
That wind was blowing 90 miles an hour

1211
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:18,680
in every direction.

1212
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:19,840
But I know, Skipper.

1213
01:30:20,300 --> 01:30:21,820
How do you know, Gilligan?

1214
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:23,400
Look what I found.

1215
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,140
Oh, no!

1216
01:30:29,140 --> 01:30:30,980
The same island.

1217
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:38,380
Why are you all so sad? I mean, we're
home again, huh?

1218
01:30:39,140 --> 01:30:40,140
Yes, Gilligan.

1219
01:30:40,460 --> 01:30:41,460
We're home again.

1220
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:47,280
Now

1221
01:30:47,280 --> 01:31:04,700
this

1222
01:31:04,700 --> 01:31:08,060
is the tale of our cats, New Wave.
They're here for a long, long time.

1223
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:12,420
They'll have to make the best of things.
It's an uphill climb.

1224
01:31:12,740 --> 01:31:18,500
The first mate and his skipper, too,
will do their very best to make the

1225
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:21,000
comfortable in the Tropic Island mess.

1226
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:24,960
No phone, no light, no motorcar, not a
single luxury.

1227
01:31:25,540 --> 01:31:29,660
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's primitive as
can be.

1228
01:31:29,900 --> 01:31:34,020
So join us here each week, my friends.
You're sure to get a smile.

1229
01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:38,320
From seven stranded castaways, here on
Gilligan Talk.